A Good Idea - Expensive Hotel Management Degree, bro.

I did a Four Year Hotel Management Course from Welcomgroup Graduate School of Hotel Management. WGSHA from now on. WGSHA comes in Manipal University, Manipal.


Before I get to the points, a little bit about Manipal University and WGSHA - My alma mater. I owe it man.
This WGSHA is supposedly the best HM college in this Sub-Contimental Country of ours.


And Manipal University is also well known and all. Its actually kinda big-deal. MU is so well to do and so busy with teaching that they feel compelled to spread their MotherTerasaness through TV commercials. And their commercials air on all good channels during prime time. Also, they have very well made commercials which exceed past the 20 second mark. The commercials are not like the ones you see on News Channels - Those have low production value and very less air time. See what makes it all the more interesting is that MU is a Deemed University. That means it doesn't rely much on our generous government for funds. And in return the Government rewards this gesture by giving the university all the autonomy in the world. Which basically means it can do whatever it likes. The University Management has full control over syllabus. Full Control over fee structure. Full control, period. MU has the toughest entrance exams, the best campuses, best infra and obviously heaviest fees and hence the most spoiled crowd. See, but to get through to MU college is not like rolling the famous Manipal weed. You have to have good scores. Especially in tech subjects like Physics, Maths, Bio or Computer Science depending whether one is applying for Engineering or Medical Science. There is also a MBA course, which comes in India's Top 10 or 15 or 100. So I am sure even those applicants are doomed to study.


But if you are applying for a HM course. You are the luckiest of luckiest, boss. Because not only you were born in a well to do family that gave you the balls to fill the application. But you have applied for a degree program who's eligibility criteria is that an applicant must have 50% and above percentage is class 12. And to make matters more better, 50% and above in any stream will do - Science, Commerce, Arts, Home Science, Partying, Dads Black Money Blowing. You name it; They take it. Because lets face it. Once recruited, the HM student will absorbed in the service industry. Service Industry is an industry of smiles and sorries and Thank Yous and Up Yours. Oh Sorry Thats Government Industry. Anyway, Service industry is as old as the time itself. It has been into existence long before HM graduates graced it with their learned  presence. Its is not like NASA where they launch rockets and shit. NASA is new and we its just a phase. It will pass. Anyone can launch a dog on moon. You don't need rocket science for that. You don't need precision. You need some weed. Right? Right! And where else can you get the best stuff but in Manipal. So when this part is also well taken care of,  everything else falls in to place. (Sorry, must have added this weed stuff to the Best of List furnished earlier. Was too busy sending that dog up in space.)




So if someone asks, here are the Top 10 reasons why Hotel Management is the best course in the world, evar.

1. No Serious Syllabus - Now you can't really TEACH common sense, can you? That would look really Stupid.
2. Lessons on Proper Grooming - Where else, just tell me, which other course, I mean which. other. course. goes in so much detail to teach you grooming. Stuff like Shaving and polishing shoes and shit. Thats huge bro. And tying your hair neatly. Fuck. Two words - Priceless. Just Priceless.
3. Lessons on Proper Etiquettes - Three Words - Fucking Priceless. I mean hve u bloody knon ne1 care u bout so mach 2 teach u wht fucking class is. Hell yeah. XOXOX.
4. Aclholcol and Smoquing is faart of da Syllabus - Rest of the humanity learns to get wasted on their own. HM Grads have a very methodical approach to it. We learn that precision fundas to get humanity smashed. Precision man. Precision. Who's laughing now huh you NASA bitches.
5. Introduction to a wide array of secondary Subjects - Accounts, Finance, HR, Marketing, Statistics, French, Computers English. It was just an introduction so can't really say much. But Computers and English Man. Thats some serious shit man. Some seriously deep shit man.
6. Four Type of Uniforms - Kitchen, Service, House Keeping, Front Office. If not varsity but vanity is your thing. Then your thing is gonna be up all right.
7. Access to various kinds of knives - Have you ever like got like three knives between yo fingers and pretended to be Wolverine. Well guess what, HM grads pretend the shit out of it for Four Fucking Years. Got it Punk.
8. On the Job Training and Outdoors - Which other degree lets you get some hands-on experience on setting up the tables and chairs. And on Lifting beer crates into the chiller. Thats some real golden opporch mofo. One time we pilfered so much beer that I forgot we pilfered so much beer. We were like professionals at it. Professionals man. Pros. \yKwiM/
9. Industrial Training - It was like Six Months of Vacation bro. Just you need to go and Sign in. Just a normal shift bro. No serious work and stuff. Complete Chillax. Just Store Pick-up for Banquet Kitchen. Cleaning the walk-in freezer. Oh BTW this walk in thing is like the coolest thing you'll ever see. Its like this big ass room, thats been made into a freezer. A Room. A freezer. Combined. How cool is that. A room... Made into a freezer. Thats the fact. Thats the shit. I am telling you. And just need to clean it here and there. That too like just 5 days a week. And it will be like at 3 in night, dude. Hotel will be all dead bro by then. All dead. No on in the restaurant. Its like you own the place. You own it man. You fucking own it. And like signing out is what? like just 15 hours. And on Sundays you can see all these celebrities. So you will like not even miss having weekly off. One time I saw Enrique. High five man. Up here.
10. And at last, and You know how they say Not The Least. Thats called cliché bro. FYI. You'll learn what it means over time, Its for all grown ups and shit. The most important thing you will ever learn. You know, and this is da reason to do Hotel Management Course. Its coz they teach you Presentation. You know, to make shit up - Like this.